Archive for November, 2008

Friday, November 28th, 2008

In Wine Country

Greetings from Napa! Despite all the Chardonnay (which is everywhere out here), this place really does have some very nice varietals. The wife and I just tasted the 2005 El Molino Napa Pinot Noir and it did not disappoint. It had a finish that blew us away. We bought a case. I love my wife. [...]

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Friday, November 21st, 2008

No Brainer!

Miles is an idiot. Today, at Magoons, or as we now call it, “the office”, he announced that Jonnie Walker Blue Label is superior to Longmorns. Even after multiple taste tests, he still thinks Blue Label is better. What a philistine!

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Wednesday, November 19th, 2008

Hanging In There

Today was not so bad. My old friend Miles (we went to Colgate together and worked at Bear Stearns back in the late 90s) met me at Magoon’s for the day. We got hammered. Then we went to Spark’s steakhouse for old time’s sake. Miles got the prime rib because he’s a plebian at heart, [...]

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Wednesday, November 19th, 2008

Video Post 2 — Further Explanation


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Monday, November 17th, 2008

New Car?

Is it strange that I really want a new car? I know that I’ve got no job and am in major debt, and it’s not like my 2007 Audi TTS Roadster is outdated. It’s just that i really like the new grill on the 2009 models, and I REALLY like the new Audi Allroad. Of [...]

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Friday, November 14th, 2008

Video Post One — Mission Statement


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Tuesday, November 11th, 2008

I need my own personal bailout!

Hi. My name’s Billy Joe. I’ve just started this blog– I hired this kid who lives down the street from me to set it up. His mother’s in a book club with my wife. He charged me $3000. I think he ripped me off. Asshole. Whatever. It doesn’t really matter–$3000 is drop in the bucket [...]

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