Archive for December, 2008

Wednesday, December 17th, 2008

Bernard Madoff — What a Dick!

Man, this Madoff scheme is a real mess. The thing is, if we weren’t in this media driven recession, his ponzi scheme might have continued for another 20 years, and no one would have been the wiser. Hey Randy Cohen, If everyone’s getting paid, does it matter if they’re not getting paid the way they [...]

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Friday, December 12th, 2008

My Box of Gurkha’s Arrived!

Hands down, the best cigar in the world.

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Thursday, December 11th, 2008

Big 3 Bailout Stalled by G.O.P

 

I’ve voted Republican my whole life, and for the first time ever, I do not agree with the G.O.P. Even though I would never drive an American car — I drive an Audi — I think that in these troubled times, bailouts are essential — even for crappy American cars. Capitalism on the way up, [...]

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Wednesday, December 10th, 2008

Video Post 5 — Big Three Bailout Looking Good


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Wednesday, December 10th, 2008

No Marc Jacobs Holiday Party!

I’ve gone to this party for the last five years, and each one was better than the last. This year’s party was supposed to be tonight, at the Rainbow Room. I can’t believe they cancelled it. What a miserable time to be alive.

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Monday, December 8th, 2008

John Thain Gets No Bonus — Bullshit

I don’t agree with this at all. The man deserves to be paid!

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Monday, December 8th, 2008

Video Post 4 — John Thain Deserves The Bonus


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Monday, December 8th, 2008

Just When I Thought It Couldn’t Get Any Worse!

I just read in the times that Bulgari is leaving the underside of their new watches unpolished in an effort to cut costs. What a fucking mess. I’m glad I bought my Diagono Professional last year.

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Friday, December 5th, 2008

The Donald And I Think Alike

Donald Trump and I are on the same page. I just read in the Times that he’s refusing to pay Deutche Bank the $40 million he borrowed for his Trump International Hotel and Tower in Chicago because we’re in a major recession. Amen. Spread the gospel, Donald. We can’t be held accountable when the sky [...]

3 Comments » - Posted in Force Majeure, Need Money by Billy

Monday, December 1st, 2008

Video Post 3 — Back From Napa


2 Comments » - Posted in Desperate, Donate Now, Need Money by Billy