So GM may have to file for bankruptcy after all. Well, is it really a surprise? GM hasn’t made a decent car since the 1972 Buick Riviera. That was a great car! Miles and I, after putting down a few at Magoons, test drove the new Buick ‘09 LaCrosse last week. What a piece of shit. I’m all for bailouts, as is evident by this blog, but when something sucks so bad, throwing money at it wont help. If that LaCrosse was financed by tax payer money, then it actually hurts.

Thanks for checking out this site. Please donate. The wife and I are heading to Jamaica for the weekend.

This dude’s got my name, but in reverse, and he’s giving out money, rather than asking for it. We’re so similar, yet also so so different. Hey Bailout Bill, give me some money for christ’s sake! My wife needs a new coat. It’s fucking cold out!

I partied so hard with some wells fargo dudes a few years ago! Holy shit. I can’t even remember their names — met them at some recruitment conference over at the Moscone Center and got hammered. We ended up at some joint in North Beach called the lusty lady at like 4am. Disgusting! Those San Fran dudes are nuts! They just lost 2.6 billion. Poor bastards. Looks like their holding their own though. Not me — donate some money, please!

Staying at the four seasons here in Bora Bora. It’s pretty awesome, although I find the walk to our bungalow a bit difficult. (I’ve fallen into the water twice thanks to the Mai Tais.) The wife thinks I’m on a one month vacation. Good thing she doesn’t read the news much. She’s so happy. It breaks my heart to think of having to give any of this up. Please donate!

If you read this blog you know that I am all for bailouts. But this is too much! This obvious PR stunt only undermines the seriousness of the current economic climate, and the desperate need for strategic “save the economy before it goes under” bailouts. Wall street needed a bailout! The auto industry needed a bailout! I STILL need a bailout! Larry Flynt and Joe Francis do not need a bailout!! This is serious business! I’m so annoyed I just cancelled my 5 year subscription to Girls Gone Wild. Hustler, I’m afraid, I cannot live without.

I don’t agree with this at all. The man deserves to be paid!

Greetings from Napa! Despite all the Chardonnay (which is everywhere out here), this place really does have some very nice varietals. The wife and I just tasted the 2005 El Molino Napa Pinot Noir and it did not disappoint. It had a finish that blew us away. We bought a case. I love my wife. She’s hot.

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