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	<title>Billy Bailout</title>
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	<description>Hi, I'm Billy Joe. I've been hit pretty hard by the financial crisis, and I need a bailout. Donate please!</description>
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		<title>GM Is Ready For Bankruptcy &#8212; Duh!</title>
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So GM may have to file for bankruptcy after all. Well, is it really a surprise? GM hasn't made a decent car since the 1972 Buick Riviera. That was a great car! Miles and I, after putting down a few at Magoons, test drove the new Buick '09 LaCrosse last ...</description>
		<link>http://www.billybailout.com/2009/03/gm-is-ready-for-bankruptcy-duh/</link>
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		<title>Our Ritz-Carlton Robes Arrived!</title>
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These robes are great, and only $125 a piece. I ordered six -- three for each of us. I'm probably gonna lounge around the apartment in one of these all weekend. TGIF! </description>
		<link>http://www.billybailout.com/2009/03/our-ritz-carlton-robes-arrived/</link>
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		<title>This Guy Tells It Like It Is!</title>
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Jake DeSantis gives Edward M. Liddy a piece of his mind in this resignation email printed in the times today. I don't agree with all of it - namely that he's going to give all the money to charity, and that he thinks perhaps he had been overpaid to begin with. ...</description>
		<link>http://www.billybailout.com/2009/03/this-guy-tells-it-like-it-is/</link>
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		<title>Good Thing I Only Take Cabs</title>
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Well, it's official. The MTA is raising fares and cutting services. Oh well. Doesn't really effect me -- but I do feel bad for the poor bastards who have to ride those dirty trains. </description>
		<link>http://www.billybailout.com/2009/03/good-thing-i-only-take-cabs/</link>
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		<title>AIG Bonuses Make Sense To Me</title>
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Listen people. When you take a job, you agree to a certain salary, and even when you make mistakes, you're still entitled to your paycheck. Remember, "80 percent of success is just showing up." These AIG execs came to work, and in that way they were very very successful. If ...</description>
		<link>http://www.billybailout.com/2009/03/aig-bonus-make-sense-to-me/</link>
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		<title>Is Nothing Sacred?!</title>
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I just read in the times that Switzerland, as well as Austria and Luxembourg, are going to unlock the swiss bank account, essentially eliminating the whole point of having a swiss bank account. Granted, they will only exchange information with other countries on individual tax evasion cases where there are ...</description>
		<link>http://www.billybailout.com/2009/03/is-nothing-sacred/</link>
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		<title>Video Post 7 &#8212; Bernie&#8217;s Screwed!</title>
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		<link>http://www.billybailout.com/2009/03/video-post-7-bernies-screwed/</link>
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		<title>Video Post 6 &#8212; Outside Bernard Madoff&#8217;s Court House!</title>
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		<link>http://www.billybailout.com/2009/03/miles-and-i-outside-bernard-madoffs-court-house/</link>
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		<title>Bailout Bill? Who the fuck is this guy!?</title>
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This dude's got my name, but in reverse, and he's giving out money, rather than asking for it. We're so similar, yet also so so different. Hey Bailout Bill, give me some money for christ's sake! My wife needs a new coat. It's fucking cold out! </description>
		<link>http://www.billybailout.com/2009/02/bailout-bill-who-the-fuck-is-this-guy/</link>
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		<title>Wells Fargo&#8217;s In Trouble!</title>
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I partied so hard with some wells fargo dudes a few years ago! Holy shit. I can't even remember their names -- met them at some recruitment conference over at the Moscone Center and got hammered. We ended up at some joint in North Beach called the lusty lady at ...</description>
		<link>http://www.billybailout.com/2009/01/wells-fargos-in-trouble/</link>
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